So I’ve been throwing away tons of time trying to get this tiny pixelated Indiana Jones character through endless random dungeons.  Can I be honest and say I haven’t made it past the 4th floor?  Okay.

I’m having vivid recollections of my early NetHack days.  “Don’t touch the cockatrice.  You’ll die.”  Check.  “Don’t trip on the cockatrice while blind and die.”  Check.  “Don’t zap a monster with an unidentified wand, polymorph it into a cockatrice, run into a dead end, and die.” More >